at artlog. magazine blurbs for the artsy are rich nuggets of blather:
First Point presents a postmodern take on the surf film genre through an abstract framework of imagery in which the actress engages in cinema performance tropes inspired by contemporary film noir.you mean this lame 1:37 min. video* by richard phillips, featuring lindsay lohan (nonsurfing & nonacting) opening at art basel?
* blurb legend:
"abstract framework of imagery" = stay motionless,
"postmodern" = as we speak,
"engages" = let the camera roll as if,
"performance trope" = lohan face closeup shot, cut, lohan narcissistically reaches to a blown-up projection of her face at the end, cut, etc,
"film noir" = hollow trope for "cool,"