I'm befuddled by this sentence:
Mexican food? The ultimate in straight cuisine. Sushi? Its opposite.Simon Doonan has a way of gendering food. Here are some examples:
1- "A Caesar salad’s pretty heterosexual. They whip a lot of egg into it"
2- "Gay chips are baked"
3- "Because the Black Angus meatloaf, that’s a whole lot of hetero to digest"
This one is specially sassy:
4- "Whole-grain bread is both ferociously lesbian and wildly heterosexual"
Surprisingly, Doonan proposes that most gays eat straight food. So, if food consists of "gay" and "straight" versions, good eating boils down to a sort of bisexual middle point.